14 months. All this carnage in 14 months. Hurricane Lane blew through Knoxville and left the Tennessee football program in ruins. How did it happen? Good question. You would think that a school like Tennessee with tradition and prestige would hire a football coach to lead it’s program. Instead they hired a rock star wannabe. Why?
When Phil Fulmer was kicked to the curb at UT, his record was somewhere around the 150-50 mark. But winning 3 out of every 4 games for two decades was not enough for the Vols. They weren’t winning the right games anymore. They weren’t beating the Gators, and they weren’t beating the Tide.
Apparently, somebody had the idea to go out and hire the “anti-Fulmer”. Fulmer was a class act, he was a Vol. He played for the Vols and bleeds UT orange. He gave the impression that he did not want to make waves, never wanting to mix it up with Urban Meyer or Nick Saban. He shrugs off losses with his standard “we will work like heck”. But he can never be accused of embarrassing the school.
“So who do we get? How about the kid who the Raiders just fired? He’s young. He’s good looking. He’s in shape. He’s got the balls to get in Meyer’s face. He is a guy who can come in and light a fire. Never mind he has a 5-15 record. Never mind he has never heard of Knoxville. Who cares if he wants to scrap everything UT and replace it with USC? As long as it wins games right?”
Well now you know. You went out and hired the anti-Fulmer only to realize that Fulmer was more good than bad. Now look at you. You fans who have been swallowing his crap for 14 months, how do you like him now? Oh you loved it when he took pot shots at other coaches. You laughed it up. You thought it was great when he made jokes around the SEC. It was just jealousy right? Or maybe we were scared? Maybe we were worried because we didn’t have Fat Phil to kick around anymore? No actually, we were really laughing at you.
Now look at you. You’re making youtube videos peeing on t-shirts and cussing his name. You’re burning mattresses and spray painting F-Bombs on rocks. You were SOOO cocky. What are you now? You’re getting what you deserve, that’s what.
By: James Folsom



